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Re: Pasilinksminimui

Post by kubas » 10 Dec 2011 16:50


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Re: Pasilinksminimui

Post by sefukas » 10 Dec 2011 18:10


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Re: Pasilinksminimui

Post by deewilll » 10 Dec 2011 21:19

Autobuse senutė bando užleisti vietą kūdam jaunuoliui:
- Sėsk, vargšeli. Kodėl tu toks lieknas? Gal sergi?
- Ne, dėkui. Aš studentas.
- Na, bent jau duok, palaikysiu tavo paltą.
- Tai ne paltas, tai mano draugas Vaidotas!

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Re: Pasilinksminimui

Post by ChEcK » 11 Dec 2011 15:53

-drauge viena buvo atlekus, prasidulkinom nuo 10 iki dabar, su keliom 10 min pertraukelem, visais budais, *** tai pavargau, jau griovi koki kast lengviau... sako dar rytoj atleksiu, bet jau *** nebenoriu ir nebegaliu... seksas gerai, bet jau ne tokia katorga... o pasakyt kad nebenoriu geda ar buve taip dalyviai jums? :D
-man buvo lygiai taip pat bet su grioviais :(

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Re: Pasilinksminimui

Post by lukkes » 11 Dec 2011 19:08

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Re: Pasilinksminimui

Post by deiviuxz » 12 Dec 2011 14:18

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[23:42:28] JR says: bet vistiek draugelis geriausia bairi pasakojo

[23:42:38] JR says: sako vaziuoja is los patranku klubo

[23:42:47] JR says: masinoj dachuja snukiu salone gal 7

[23:42:56] JR says: mentai sustabdo prieina zvengdami

[23:43:01] JR says: nu tai islipkit visi pasirodykit

[23:43:01] JR says: :D

[23:43:09] Nookie says: :D

[23:43:10] JR says: islipa septyniese su mergom ir t.t

[23:43:12] JR says: :D

[23:43:15] Victor says: :D:D

[23:43:18] JR says: sako tam bachurui

[23:43:24] JR says: tai ka su tavim darom ?

[23:43:50] JR says: sako tas nepasimetes: dw jeigu parodau bairi ir nusizvengiat tai mus paleidziat , o jei nenusizvengiat tai mokam bauda

[23:43:57] JR says: mentas zvengdamas sako nu ok

[23:44:04] JR says: atidaro bagazine o ten dar du guli

[23:44:06] JR says: :D:D

[23:44:08] Victor says: :D:D

[23:44:10] JR says: kai **** zvengt mentas

[23:44:14] Victor says: :D:D:D

[23:44:16] JR says: sako gerai pralaimejau vaziuokit

[23:44:33] JR says: cia ziauriausias issivartymas koki esu girdejes
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Re: Pasilinksminimui

Post by Andrius S. » 12 Dec 2011 15:16

Gerų anekdotų būna forume :D

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Gavau atsakymą :D Čiut nenulūžau :D
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:D :appl

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Re: Pasilinksminimui

Post by Krishna » 12 Dec 2011 17:36

Jei zmogus sako, kad nemegsta alaus - jis meluoja.

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Re: Pasilinksminimui

Post by EgisBMW » 14 Dec 2011 00:10


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Re: Pasilinksminimui

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Re: Pasilinksminimui

Post by BeeMWe » 14 Dec 2011 01:04

Ex: e30-2.0
e36-1.6
e30-2.5
e36-1.8
Now : e36-2.0
BMW <3

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Re: Pasilinksminimui

Post by Xpyper'is » 14 Dec 2011 04:21

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vMKN1tYknE rimtai čia :D :D :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naEY1V9JSRA
šitas nužudė... neturiu net žodžių kaip tai apibūdinti :crazy :crazy :crazy
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Re: Pasilinksminimui

Post by medzia » 14 Dec 2011 06:24

e30 316-ex 84m
e30 325e-ex 84m
e36 318i-ex 93m
e30 318is-ex 91m
e36 320i-ex 95m
e34 535-ex 91m paskerstas
e36 320-ex 95m
e34 525i-ex 95m total lost

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Re: Pasilinksminimui

Post by baLTas » 14 Dec 2011 13:28

lipdukai, plačiaformatė spauda, auto apklijavimas(aptraukimas) plėvelėmis, vizitines ir kitos reklamos paslaugos

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Re: Pasilinksminimui

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Re: Pasilinksminimui

Post by _marshall_ » 15 Dec 2011 12:19

Isijuniu foruma ir pagalvoju... Ziema prasidejo...
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Re: Pasilinksminimui

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Re: Pasilinksminimui

Post by Karolis30 » 16 Dec 2011 20:17

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Re: Pasilinksminimui

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Re: Pasilinksminimui

Post by baLTas » 18 Dec 2011 00:13

lipdukai, plačiaformatė spauda, auto apklijavimas(aptraukimas) plėvelėmis, vizitines ir kitos reklamos paslaugos

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