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Re: Pasilinksminimui

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Re: Pasilinksminimui

Post by edw3x » 17 Apr 2012 23:38

Vyras sako žmonai:
- Kodėl tu tokia durna? Tu net nemoki naudotis logaritmine liniuote. Ar mokykis, arba pi@k iš čia!
Kitą dieną vyras grįžta iš darbo, mato, kad žmona kažką su liniuote daro. Vyrui smalsu:
- Na, ką darai?
- Tavo penio ilgis yra 16 cm. Mano vagina yra 18 cm. Mes susituokę 8 metus. Suminis sekso nepakankamumas yra 42 km 345 m. Arba da@isk arba pats p@sk iš čia! :D
Nevisada Sakyk Ka Zhinai, Bet Visada Zhinok Ka Sakai ....

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Re: Pasilinksminimui

Post by markius » 18 Apr 2012 21:07

gal kas pasivažineti? :D

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Re: Pasilinksminimui

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Re: Pasilinksminimui

Post by GoRiS » 19 Apr 2012 15:40

Idomu kiek AG prideda toks suoliukas ? :D
http://suchen.mobile.de/fahrzeuge/detai ... igin=PARKr
Negerk už vairo - išpilsi alų.

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Post by greengoo115 » 19 Apr 2012 17:39

now-e46 330d 05m m57n touring
ex-e39 535i 96m m62 sedan
ex-e46 320/2.2 '03 m54 coupe
ex-e36 318_lpg/2.8_LPG ' m42 coupe
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Re: Pasilinksminimui

Post by HADDAWAY » 19 Apr 2012 21:44

Американец достаёт последнюю бутылку водки и говорит русскому:
- will you?
- я те бл*ть вылью!!
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Post by Krishna » 20 Apr 2012 00:16

arba be vairo stiprintuvo, arba jam reikia, kad ratai greiciau sukinetuosi, negul masina sureaguoja :D
Jei zmogus sako, kad nemegsta alaus - jis meluoja.

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Re: Pasilinksminimui

Post by TecHniKas » 21 Apr 2012 14:40

arba visa gyvenima dirba ant autopakrautuvo ir "privicka" jau :D
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Re: Pasilinksminimui

Post by Mindaugazz » 22 Apr 2012 21:15

cia koks dvitaktis variklis idetas ar kas?

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Re: Pasilinksminimui

Post by lukkes » 23 Apr 2012 00:53

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