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Re: Pasilinksminimui

Post by Tomuuzas » 21 Dec 2012 14:33

Vyksta pamoka. Mokytoja klausia:
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Re: Pasilinksminimui

Post by Beglys » 22 Dec 2012 18:24

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g40mrmXvI8w gal jau netyciom matet :)
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Post by mongustasBmw » 23 Dec 2012 12:27

http://www.autogidas.lt/bmw-316-e30-i-s ... 12719.html :str
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Re: Pasilinksminimui

Post by LUAs » 23 Dec 2012 21:40

http://auto.plius.lt/skelbimai/audi-a4- ... =15min_int
Madingiausia taip dazyt dabar Europoje :D
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Re: Pasilinksminimui

Post by Sunus » 23 Dec 2012 22:59

nu bet niekaip nesuprantu koks asilas taip turi pasidaryti savo masinai ir vazuojant miestu galvoti kad zmones ziuri i ja ne kaip i juoko objekta o kaip tipo i agregata pikta :D :D
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Re: Pasilinksminimui

Post by unguriux » 24 Dec 2012 13:58

VA kaip reikia judeti mieste :D super video :D
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Re: Pasilinksminimui

Post by Tetis » 25 Dec 2012 14:16

rusai http://www.delfi.lt/kandis/?id=116467&action=index
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Post by meistrelis » 25 Dec 2012 15:05

http://www.autogidas.lt/bmw-320-e36-i-c ... 90582.html daužti stiklai :D
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Post by LUAs » 26 Dec 2012 01:04


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Post by vroncato » 26 Dec 2012 01:05

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... z72ZT5B7ZI#! :)
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Post by e36 jrb » 26 Dec 2012 15:08

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvzALxEYyEQ
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Post by Domelis19 » 26 Dec 2012 15:50

http://www.autogidas.lt/bmw-316-e30-hec ... 87658.html
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Post by satigiz » 27 Dec 2012 22:02

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... GH_Z5YGMsM
anekdoc :D
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Re: Pasilinksminimui

Post by tankas » 28 Dec 2012 01:41

"Obviously, the faster you travel, the sooner you get to where you’re going. So you can see more and do more and learn more. Speed makes you cleverer." - Jeremy Clarkson
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Post by gabas » 28 Dec 2012 19:00

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Post by kowalski » 28 Dec 2012 22:08

raudonis wrote:
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Re: Pasilinksminimui

Post by KA2 » 28 Dec 2012 22:46

unguriux wrote:VA kaip reikia judeti mieste :D super video :D
cia dar vienas irgi apsilimui :appl http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... iUEL0gZRCY
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